OK, as the title says, men better not read this. I am severely horMONAl today.
Last check at the doctor, she said they found some funk on my remaining Madame Bovary.
Me: Get it out.
Dr.: Let’s wait….. we’ll repeat the sono in eight weeks
Meanwhile, I’ve given birth to a daddy-long legs and my belly is strangling itself like never before. Something tells me I have an estrogen shortage. Is Marty travelling more than usual? Are my children not calling me as much? Have I been hallucinating?
Guess what, I’m in such a horMONAl mood, I don’t really give a fiddler’s fart.
I’ve also started a club. Look for me on Facebook anywhere between 12:30 am and 4:30 am, we’re all up!
Love, Little Miss HorMONAl