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MEN, BEWARE

OK, as the title says, men better not read this.  I am severely horMONAl today.

Last check at the doctor, she said they found some funk on my remaining Madame Bovary.

Me:  Get it out.  

Dr.:  Let’s wait….. we’ll repeat the sono in eight weeks

Meanwhile, I’ve given birth to a daddy-long legs and my belly is strangling itself like never before.  Something tells me I have an estrogen shortage.  Is Marty travelling more than usual?  Are my children not calling me as much? Have I been hallucinating?

Guess what, I’m in such a horMONAl mood, I don’t really give a fiddler’s fart.

I’ve also started a club.  Look for me on Facebook anywhere between 12:30 am and 4:30 am, we’re all up!

Love, Little Miss HorMONAl

 

BEST FACEBOOK POST I’VE POSTED SO FAR

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from my Facebook post:

  • DAMNIT, WHERE DID I PUT MY ANGER MANAGEMENT BOOK?

    LB – MY WOMAN-IN-KIND FRIEND:   Hahahah…I may have borrowed it :

    HAIRCUTTERGIRL:  U returned it remember …lol

    MOB:   maybe you threw it at Marty.. Look behind the couch. lol

    MY DEAR MEDICINE FRIEND:  In the library, with Col. Mustard and the rope

    MARTY’S COUSIN:  I have it

    VIPER TONGUE’S MOM:  When you find it, can I borrow it?

    MY DEAR MEDICINE FRIEND:  It’s always that effin’ Col. Mustard

    ME:  Maybe Marty took it on his trip with him

    JIM:  Sounds like it’s a good thing Marty is keeping his distance!

     

    Love, Little Miss HorMONA