OK, as the title says, men better not read this.  I am severely horMONAl today.

Last check at the doctor, she said they found some funk on my remaining Madame Bovary.

Me:  Get it out.  

Dr.:  Let’s wait….. we’ll repeat the sono in eight weeks

Meanwhile, I’ve given birth to a daddy-long legs and my belly is strangling itself like never before.  Something tells me I have an estrogen shortage.  Is Marty travelling more than usual?  Are my children not calling me as much? Have I been hallucinating?

Guess what, I’m in such a horMONAl mood, I don’t really give a fiddler’s fart.

I’ve also started a club.  Look for me on Facebook anywhere between 12:30 am and 4:30 am, we’re all up!

Love, Little Miss HorMONAl