CoD (who has a new job now, I need a new name for her) was getting in the car looking fly with a cute dress and a swanky scarf to pump the outfit up a notch.

Lawyerboy:  Don’t you ever dress down? You know, like wear jeans and sneakers, a T-shirt or something?”

CoD:  Of course, but I’ve bedazzled all of them

Meanwhile, during that same week Lawyerboy purchased himself an iPad.  CoD calls it “Angelina” because it’s breaking up their relationship since he’s always with Angelina.  So this is what she did:

C & C (Chris and Christie)

Maybe he’ll use it a little less now.  At least in public.