MEN, BEWARE

OK, as the title says, men better not read this.  I am severely horMONAl today.

Last check at the doctor, she said they found some funk on my remaining Madame Bovary.

Me:  Get it out.  

Dr.:  Let’s wait….. we’ll repeat the sono in eight weeks

Meanwhile, I’ve given birth to a daddy-long legs and my belly is strangling itself like never before.  Something tells me I have an estrogen shortage.  Is Marty travelling more than usual?  Are my children not calling me as much? Have I been hallucinating?

Guess what, I’m in such a horMONAl mood, I don’t really give a fiddler’s fart.

I’ve also started a club.  Look for me on Facebook anywhere between 12:30 am and 4:30 am, we’re all up!

Love, Little Miss HorMONAl

 

2 comments to MEN, BEWARE

  1. Viper says:

    You should connect with a group of new moms they are all up at those hours and hormonal as well!
    Insomnia sucks, and if I’m being honest your getting worse so perhaps, just maybe the big “M” is coming. FFS I hope it gets here soon! Xo

  2. Bonnie says:

    I will check you out at that time as I too am battling sleep then. GET it all out is what I think. All the funk removed! And yes it is always because of the husband and kids. Feel better luv.

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